Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Adolf Hitler taken into custody

More news on the Nazi front. I reported recently on Wal-Mart baking a cake (which another store refused to do) for a child named "Adolf Hitler Campbell". Here is the latest news:

HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — Police say three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state.

Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris says workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services on Tuesday 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their home Tuesday.

When asked why the kids were taken, a New Jersey Division of Youth and Family Services (DYFS) official said they could not give any specific details about the case but "DYFS would never remove a child simply based on that child's name."

Although I suppose if asked to elaborate, the official might have said "We were pretty certain based on evidence that these kids were being abused in various ways that would effect their development over the long term. How do we know that? Because the parents named their kid Adolf Fucking Hitler!"

In case you missed the post last time around, I suggested that perhaps this would be a happier birthday for next year:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha I loved it that the state took them away. That's what I wanted to happen the moment I first read the birthday cake story.